AMHERST, MA. Widespread rumors of multiple Milk Walkers have been reported. All stories have a close resemblance. A normal carton of milk will be opened fresh from the store and the white stuff (as is commonly referred to among intellectuals) pours out seemingly naturally. But, it is when the consumer is digesting their milky cereal, milky oatmeal, milkshake, that the carton turns alive. It grows a pair of grim eyes, two sets of slim limbs, and ill intentions.

Milkwalkers have been reported to devour at least two unidentifiable individuals. Naturally, once the digestion is complete, the Milky Walker turns their flesh into milk, their bones into milk, their soul into milk.

“Don’t drink random milk,” was the only advice the PIA gave in response to the phenomenon.

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[cecelia@Aug.25 12:41am]: Um what kind of milk became a Milkwalker

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