Hi! Ho! Spaghetti-O! What do you know? Nothing. But for sure you could know something, at least, or a number of things. All you need to do is call 978-333-3656 right now! It’s the first ever hotline hotline! (prototype) -- a hotline that connects you to some hotline at random, right now!

Call it up! You could get psychological counseling from a low-ball psychologist, the words of God from a born again Christian, or phone sex from someone who sounds better than they look. Regardless, it’ll be fun!

Best of luck!
~ Tommy

Meta: A new name in town is carrying some hefty zazz. That name is Tommy Potentuary. The man behind it is full of energy enough to make a dormant volcano erupt due to his mere presence. Tommy should soon be a household name if he isn't one already, because he is not only opening doors in the Amherst area; he is growing trees, with which he mills boards, with which he constructs new doors, which he then opens.

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