Upcoming Event: Art Takes on Art

"A Showcase of Cultures"

UMass board members, one of each background, will face off this week in the Fine Art Center’s highly anticipated event: Art Takes on Art - “A Showcase of Cultures”. Competitors will be assigned corners and provided with art pieces corresponding to their ethnicity. Paintings, sculptures — anything scavengable within 200 miles.

These esteemed individuals will harness the pains of generations before them while barraging their competitors with items ranging from lightweight paper mache creations to weighty golden statues. The idea is: By bludgeoning each other with items from their personal cultures, competitors will instill a deep mutual appreciation of diversity. They will also set examples for others.

Please consider attending on March 7th at the FAC, if not for your viewing pleasure, then for the good that your admissions fee will bring good to cultures around the world. Fees will go to Overcast Goodness, a charity which liquefies money, injects it into the clouds, and allows it to rain down evenly upon all locations in the world.

Best to yuh!

Sincerely,
Loomis

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