Giant Injured in Stupor

One of the slim giants living under the bridge besides Cumberland Farms, stumbled out from his den in a drunken stupor last Sunday. He walked right out into moving traffic. The bloke broke both his legs.

He won’t be doing his usual thing for quite a while now, since his legs are fully casted. He can’t even bend down far enough to get under his own bridge.

Please be careful when drinking while beside the road. Thank you.

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