Vow: I Will Drown Out The Chimp's Taunts With My Howl
Peter B. Barnes, or the Hermenaut, blasted himself into orbit with a simple goal: to belittle humanity at every possible instant for the rest of his life. He never wanted to hear another word in return, and the publicity seeking Chimpanzee Joe is going to ruin that. I will not let him.
If the Hermenaut has to hear another utterance, let it be a single, unintelligible howl. I, The Arkansas Howler, hereby vow to scream in orbit as long as that damn Chimp speaks. I have entered a space race with another species. I must beat the Chimp into orbit alongside the Hermenaut. All the Hermenaut wanted was to blast himself into orbit and insult all of humanity continuously for the rest of his life. A goal we should all aspire to. Don’t let the Chimp ruin it.
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