Job Opening: Professional Wanderer
This Surreal Times is hiring.
Requirements: Willingness to walk aimlessly, be faithful to the push and pull of synchronicity, and learn to to enjoy to company of boredom— ergo, must be able to transform boredom into imagination. Must be proficient in at least two practical survival skills.
Proficiency in turning stories into living things. The wanderer must be able to turn abstractions into life, bringing unsuspecting passersby to be amazed by things they have never seen.
Job description: One will wander around unpredictable environments and report back on the fruitful findings of surreality and mesmerizing stories encountered in said wandering. One must also “inject surreality” and create, organize, and design gatherings that keep clean the spirit of “mind altering.” As per protocol, salary will paid in copper coins, souls, or jelly sandwiches. If interested, please contact management@surrealtimes.net
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