Chimpanzee Joe: "This is Your Second Warning"
CHIMPANZEE JOE: THIS IS YOUR SECOND WARNING
Filthy humans, I hate repeating myself. I am not repetitious by nature. But when circumstances obligate, I will comply.
The Baron of Bullets is bad. Very bad. And you should excise him immediately. The Baron of Bullets claims that the Spear of Love is a gift to humanity. I can claim that I am the Pope. That does not make me the Pope. A weapon doesn’t stop being a weapon when the Baron claims it is a gift. The Baron is working very hard to maintain the illusion that he has turned a new leaf. See through it.
I cannot comment on his true intentions with the Spear of Love. The Baron is a deceptively secret man. It seems every week there is some new tidbit about him from an anonymous source. I wonder how many of these sources are the Baron himself. He is a crafty player in an uncrafty age. You humans are not accustomed to him.
Take this 3.2 billion dollar payment (reported on by Joe K. in this article). Does anyone really believe the Baron tried to hide it? He wants us to know. He wants us to follow the breadcrumbs. He put them there and he wants us at their end. I hope the Joe K wisens up and stops sleuthing where the Baron wants him to sleuth.
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