A long-operating faction of leftist radicals from Amherst has escalated to violent force in their efforts to combat the area's monopolized transportation authority, PVTA. This weekend, they bombed a pickup location in the downtown area. One person suffered minor injuries. The glass shelter coinciding with the bus stop was obliterated. And the following words were left spray-painted on the pavement.

"PVTA is complicit. PVTA must be dissolved."

Please use caution when dealing with these people. They believe the ends with justify any means. Accordingly, you are but one hash mark on a two-sided ledger. If your -1 casualty may lead to net positive progress toward their ideal, then events will not work in your favor. So please, be careful.

Fortunately, nobody was hurt seriously. We can be thankful for that.

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