Police Chief Gonzales: Info Wanted on Traveler
Police Chief Gonzales has offered a $10,000 reward for information relating to a brief visitor who passed through Amherst on the night of the H-33 poisoning. The visitor, as far as the police can gather, wore blue jeans, a baggy black sweatshirt and a plain red baseball cap. The visitor avoided significant exposure to any cameras, likely following a planned route. The time of his entrance is unknown but he departed at approximately six o’clock. The Surreal Times will provide updates as they become available.
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