Invasive Protectist Legislation

President Orange has proposed a new bill involving tariffs on inhaled air, subsidized exhalation, and a generally tyrannical attempt to catalyze American manufacturing. What he misunderstands is that exhaled air cannot be inhaled again, and that this will do nothing to benefit our economy.



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