Routine interaction in NYC

I'm juggling a soccer ball at a public park in NYC and a random middle-aged guy walks over to me and asks me to pass the ball to him. I pass. He passes back. I pass to him, and then he picks up the ball and starts running away with it. I chase after him and catch him. I then politely ask for my ball back. He gives it back to me and we both go our marry way.

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