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Date Published Title Author(s)
December 12, 2021 Job Opening! The Editors
July 18, 2021 Talking To Your Child About The Worker Elves That Live In Your Body Lucy Bugle
July 18, 2021 Public Notice: Bones Will Be Distributed Evenly Tom Johnson
July 18, 2021 Surreal Times Bottom Five Under Five. The Editors
July 18, 2021 What Really Happened When A Rodent Teether And A Tobot Roother Kissed. The Speculative Asexual
May 29, 2021 Ant Joins Surrealist Journalism Team The Editors
April 9, 2021 A Call To Immediate Action: Baconize The Pig Zulu Z. Zulu
April 9, 2021 Op-ed: Proposal To Replace Presidential Debates With Something Much More Entertaining Paul Kruger
March 12, 2021 Boxman: Amherst’s Newest Superhero The Mysterious M
March 12, 2021 Clay Catastrophe: Metamorphic Earth Gone Wild Pleakley Pow Pow
December 13, 2020 Etymological Erotica: Meat Your Maker Madame Madman
December 13, 2020 Man Replaces Teeth With Small Robots Carl Mon
December 13, 2020 A Look Into The "Sane Asylum" Downtown Dernberger Spengleton
October 28, 2020 Bunny Rabbit Rave Hero Dernberger Spengleton
October 28, 2020 Pedro Stein, Un Secretary-general: Adam Stein
September 23, 2020 Exciting Performance At Exhibit to be Unveiled Vivian Mauve
September 23, 2020 Dear Jupiter: My Best Friend Froze Herself Jupiter
May 12, 2020 Fleeting Touches on Other's Lives Songsinger
May 7, 2020 Testy Time Travelers Take Time-out, Investigating Teleportation Hedwig the Hangry
December 6, 2019 Community Classifieds The Editors
November 2, 2019 Television Host Ambivalent About His Job Anonymous
November 2, 2019 A Missive To The Editors Of The Surreal Times Alan Partridge
November 2, 2019 Ant Coordinator Is Criminal, Police Do Nothing Carl Mon
October 3, 2019 Letter From The Foreign Dreams Correspondent Alan Partridge
October 3, 2019 Weaponized Hair-Moss Hybrid Super Spy Carl Mon
September 26, 2019 Dear Jupiter: I Am Jealous of The Alternate-Reality Version of Myself Jupiter
May 21, 2019 Ant Coordinator Resigns Post Clarence Mon
May 21, 2019 My Name is Mr. Terrible And I Just Like to Sneak Around Mr. Terrible
April 16, 2019 Have You Seen The Balloon With Teeth Melanie Richardson
April 16, 2019 The Weight of The Job and Who it Weighs On Graham Rapier
April 12, 2019 Noise Moths Escape Dorm, Ravage Vocal Cords William (Bill) Gumby
March 14, 2019 Revamping Cruel and Unusual Punishment in The Hampshire County Jail Common Observer
February 16, 2019 Archeological Records Suggest UMass Amherst is An Eternal Constant The Purple Hermit
February 9, 2019 Cheap Storage in The Sky Tommy Potentuary
December 16, 2018 Sinners in The Hands of A Fake Sun Moe “Tiny” Schlemiel
December 4, 2018 Who is Chimpanzee Joe, The Surreal Times Newschimp? Joe Kierlskegrienger
October 28, 2018 Words Discover How To Make Love Dernberger Spengleton
October 5, 2018 Florida Parents Acquire Vending Machine to Feed Children Dernberger Spengleton
October 1, 2018 Bonkers Bozos Think the Answer is in The Past Alfred Humbleton
September 19, 2018 The Surreal Five Speak Out: “Our Brains Are Surreal Now And We Like It That Way.” The Editors
August 9, 2018 The Mechanical Chum: Thoughts On Our New Metal Friend Eddie Octo
July 21, 2018 Town Must Do Better Chris Bascomb
July 18, 2018 Who is Chimpanzee Joe, The Surreal Times news chimp? Joe Kierlskegrienger
April 19, 2018 A Note From The Police: Individuals Saturating Rotaries... Tom Johnson
April 19, 2018 Job Opening: Professional Wanderer Cro Raka
March 15, 2018 Spear of Destiny Stolen From Auction Roberto Piccolo
November 11, 2017 University Holds Degree Buyback Program Wes Sizemore
October 17, 2017 Young People Try To Start Careers Cryptic Mark
September 23, 2017 More News on the Infamous Criminal Mad Harry Cro Raka
May 7, 2017 Community Classifieds The Editors
March 17, 2017 Montreal Endures Viscous Inhabitant Dernberger Spengleton
February 2, 2017 The Man in the Nest Doctor Goldstein