24th National Hermit Convention Ends In Disappointment
No Hermits Attend For 24Th Year In A Row
The organizers of the 24th annual Hermit Convention have once again failed. For the 24th convention in a row, not a single Hermit attended to socialize with other practitioners. Those looking to meet prominent Hermits, such as George “Rambler,” Pudowski and the ever reclusive Mitt La Pierre, were disappointed yet again. In the continued absence of a quorum, the prestigious title of Ultimate Hermit goes unclaimed for the 24th continuous year. But no more! The Surreal Times has announced that it will crown the Ultimate Hermit. Updates will follow.
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