Man In Castle Rejects Tour

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I brought a classroom of UMass Amherst journalism students on a field trip to see the man in the castle-about-which-the-world-rotates, in hopes that they would be interested in him and perhaps write about him. I expected that an influx of visitors would excite the Man in the Castle, giving him a chance to spread his ideas, find new transporters, and, perhaps more importantly, make new friends. However, the moment he realized that I had brought company, in a fit of coughing and a puff of smoke, the man slammed his mail slit shut and sent us on our way.

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