Honey Alliance Coop Opening Its Gates

Cro Raka,
Times Board

Worried about the future? Aspiring but falling short? Don’t anymore-- HAC is opening the front gate of its hive to new members for the first time.

Be part of an exciting new way of thinking. Forget about individuality-- think hive! The Honey Alliance Coop is seeking organized, cooperative ego-less individuals interested in joining an up-and-coming California hive in Nevada City.

With this new approach to life, you'll never be in disastrous distress or simple stress again. Learn from the honeybee: live for the flower, follow the voice of the spirit of the hive, and buzz your way into utopia.

Don't wait; call today at: 805-215-6214.

We await with eager enthusiasm your descent into the hive mind.

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