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December 12, 2021 Sound Worm Havoc On Halloween Dernberger Spengleton
December 12, 2021 Column: Pleakley's Afternoon Pleakley Pow Pow
December 12, 2021 Local Business Tries Out Causal Fridays Johnathan Delsignore
December 12, 2021 Stuck in a bug Vidya
August 23, 2021 Jeff Bezos: Chimpanzee Murderer Paul Kruger
August 23, 2021 Recommended Negative Vibe Quota Milbod Hummmmmmmmm
August 23, 2021 Convert Me Daddy! This Could Be A One Buck Pantheon For You. Anonymous
July 18, 2021 Introspecting On The Side Effects Of Divorce Dernberger Spengleton
July 18, 2021 Dear Jupiter: My Tongue Has Become A Snake! Jupiter
July 18, 2021 Have You Ever Experienced Something … So Bad Vivian Mauve
July 18, 2021 What Really Happened When A Rodent Teether And A Tobot Roother Kissed. The Speculative Asexual
May 29, 2021 Surreal Times Joins The New York Times The Editors
May 29, 2021 Presidential Orgy Designed To Find Future Moon King Tommy Potentuary
May 29, 2021 Correction: Mathematicians On Mars Dernberger Spengleton
April 9, 2021 Surreal Times Aquired By The Argonaut The Editors
April 9, 2021 Meese Herds Return To Home In Sw Ontario. Ellie Zandt-Balmer
April 9, 2021 A Call To Immediate Action: Baconize The Pig Zulu Z. Zulu
April 9, 2021 Gravity Preppers Wear Bricks On Their Feet Dernberger Spengleton
April 9, 2021 Mathematicians On Mars Dernberger Spengleton
April 9, 2021 Dear Jupiter: Should I Build Robot Lips To Please My Girlfriend? Jupiter
April 9, 2021 Op-ed: Proposal To Replace Presidential Debates With Something Much More Entertaining Paul Kruger
April 9, 2021 Caterpillar Rash Opheila Jones
April 9, 2021 Whose Bones Are These? Aldus Humbleton
April 9, 2021 Opinion: Free The Oil, Help It To Freedom Dernberger Spengleton
March 12, 2021 Women Re-defines Love Function Dernberger Spengleton
March 12, 2021 Can Bone Removal Prevent The Spread Of Covid? Common Observer
March 12, 2021 Disgraced Surgeon Pioneers Eyeball Relocation Procedure Bartholomew Bax
March 12, 2021 Task Tony Helps Belen Find Love Tony Pepperoni
March 12, 2021 The Octopus Saga: How I Ate A Live Octopus And Formed A Bond With It Paul Kruger
March 12, 2021 Couple Brings Their Relationship To The Next Level Dernberger Spengleton
February 9, 2021 New Business In Town: Kid Swap Paul Kruger
February 9, 2021 Man Sneezes; Gets Blessed By Jesus Christ Paul Kruger
February 9, 2021 Letter To The Editor Anonymous
February 9, 2021 Costco Burns To The Ground, Destroying Thousands Of Free Samples Mike Hanson
February 9, 2021 Individuals Celebrate Organization Dernberger Spengleton
February 8, 2021 Lobster Whisperer Teaches Sonar Spoofing, Saves Crustations Dernberger Spengleton
February 8, 2021 Reality Supremacist Operatives Outed From Congress Carl Mon
February 8, 2021 Couple Has A Real Marriage Dernberger Spengleton
December 13, 2020 Notice: You May Be Entitled to Money Anonymous
December 13, 2020 Dear Jupiter: I Can Only Express Myself Through Elaborate Performance Art Jupiter
December 13, 2020 Nation Unites In Anti-vampire Movement Bartholomew Bax
December 13, 2020 LA City Government Rumored To Be Buying Tiktok Paul Kruger
December 13, 2020 The Truth Behind Turkey Joaquin
December 13, 2020 Man Replaces Teeth With Small Robots Carl Mon
December 13, 2020 Be The Video Game Character You Always Dreamed Of Tommy Potentuary
December 13, 2020 The Art Of Fishing With Birds, A Beautiful Bond Dernberger Spengleton
October 28, 2020 Notice To The Public Mike
October 28, 2020 A Damn Good Case Of The Brownie Bonkers Pleakley Pow Pow
October 28, 2020 Bunny Rabbit Rave Hero Dernberger Spengleton
October 28, 2020 Sandcastle Sex Dolls Deemed Unhealthy Tom Johnson
October 28, 2020 10 Essential Weasel Montgomery Jones Records Flip Gilligan
September 23, 2020 Meet the denizens of my cyst, You Dirty Dog The Inanimate Empathist
September 23, 2020 Exciting Performance At Exhibit to be Unveiled Vivian Mauve
September 23, 2020 Luxury Space Lake Open for Family Fun Tommy Potentuary
September 23, 2020 Existential Dread Down the Drain Dernberger Spengleton
September 23, 2020 Scooter Coolman Finds A Lover Dernberger Spengleton
September 23, 2020 Dental Delinquent On The Loose Gum Girl
August 16, 2020 Letters to The Editor Various
July 29, 2020 Volcano Gods Demand Tribute Grand Elder Edna
May 17, 2020 Community Classifieds The Editors
May 17, 2020 Bird Funeral, At Least You Know, A Public Notary The Gulled One
May 5, 2020 Woman Fell In Love With A Yeast Infection Common Observer
May 5, 2020 Blargo is Back Billy Nodges
May 5, 2020 Conversations Overheard: Lobster Mac & Cheese Phillis "Psychic Philip" Phillips
May 5, 2020 How "Toxic" By Britney Spears Saved Humankind From Destruction Flip Gilligan
April 26, 2020 A New Generation Of Media Surreal Times News Team
April 23, 2020 Invasive Tree Grows Writhing Rats Tom Johnson
March 1, 2020 Slug Delivery Not Controversial Tommy Potentuary
March 1, 2020 “Pimp My Brain” Will Blow Your Mind Tommy Potentuary
March 1, 2020 Pupil Stage Of Noise Moths Discovered Hubert E. "Eyebrows" Perrywinkler
March 1, 2020 Dear Jupiter: My Biological Father Is Abraham Lincoln Jupiter
February 29, 2020 Rest In Peace With Ripper Linda Ripper Linda
February 29, 2020 Salvation Of Gleez Mission Fails Due To Problematic Greg Kangarth Jragzip
February 29, 2020 Book Review: Voldemort Goes To Hawaii Professor Nutmeg
January 25, 2020 Demon that Does Good Visits Easthampton Dernberger Spengleton
January 25, 2020 Community Classifieds The Editors
January 25, 2020 60 More Star Wars Films Planned For Release By 2030 Martin “Marty” Kovacs
December 6, 2019 PIA Defeated By The Reality Supremacists Carl Mon
December 6, 2019 Chiptooth Kindergarten Holiday Auditing! Mrs. Porter
November 2, 2019 Diary Of Edna Cooper Uncovered Edna Cooper
November 2, 2019 Shoe Communication For My Fellow Shyfolk! ShyGuy
November 2, 2019 Opinion: I Love Tinnitus Chadborne Prendergast
November 2, 2019 A Poem By Death Itself Graham Rapier
November 2, 2019 Placenta And Loneliness, At Least For Now The Collective
November 2, 2019 Blue Alien Petting Zoo Coming To Amherst Charlie Tomquat
November 2, 2019 In Pursuit Of A Smooth Marriage BoobnBob
November 2, 2019 The Last Journals Of Klip The Seagull Graham Rapier
November 2, 2019 Droids Invade Love Dr. Harold S. Pirog
November 2, 2019 The Carousel Of Unending Happiness Vii Ophelia Jones
November 2, 2019 What We Crave Clist Cthrutchy
October 23, 2019 Kindergaten Learning Shines Like The Sun Mrs Porter
October 5, 2019 The Carousel of Unending Happiness Your RingMaster
October 5, 2019 Serial Chakra Unaligner Walks Streets Maximo Piccolo
October 3, 2019 Letter From The Foreign Dreams Correspondent Alan Partridge
October 3, 2019 Gulled One Quiet No More The Gulled One
October 3, 2019 PSA To Wet Robot Canoodlers Tom Johnson
September 4, 2019 Dear Jupiter: "I'm a Formless Ball of Light, and I don't want my boyfriend to know." Jupiter
June 17, 2019 Ode to Lobotomies Your Neighbor
June 17, 2019 Blue Wall: Blown to Bits Rio Calais
May 22, 2019 The Novelty Manifesto Eddie Octo
May 21, 2019 The Sunken Head Says Bye and Somni Says Hi The Narrator
May 21, 2019 Grieving in the Wake of An Idiot Alien's Deportation Ron Gutterston
May 21, 2019 She's in the Carousel of Unending Happiness Now Your RingMaster
May 15, 2019 The Story of Time Cryptic Mark
May 14, 2019 In Response to A Study In Cow Pelt And Citrus The Inanimate Empathist
April 16, 2019 RCSC Distribution Begins Tommy Potentuary
April 16, 2019 Pop Magazine Pivots Focus Away from The Animate BoobnBob
April 16, 2019 Dorf Deported After Altercations With Serr-Vo and The Mechanical Fellow Ron Gutterston
March 14, 2019 A Study In Cow Pelt and Citrus Eddy Cruise
March 13, 2019 Hippo Causes Destruction Downtown BoobnBob
March 12, 2019 Monstrous House Cat Donated to Shelter Opa Kaanrus
March 11, 2019 Mouth of Pig Discovered in Roadside Soup Zulu Z. Zulu
March 11, 2019 Man Who Won't Stop Talking Caught, Applauded Michael O’Really
February 26, 2019 The Fall of The Former Martian Ambassador The Purple Hermit
February 20, 2019 How To Reach the End of The World Cro Raka
February 19, 2019 Obituary: Earnest Earhorn The Earhorn Family
January 24, 2019 Castle About Which World Rotates: dweller unsatisfied, unable to paint or escape Dernberger Spengleton
January 23, 2019 Chimp Joe Leaves Jail Under Care of Lover Clarence Mon
January 13, 2019 Psychoactive Noise Moths Do Not Affect Humans Whaler S. Fishpole
January 9, 2019 Tabletalk Cries Tommy Origami
December 19, 2018 "Beware The Tabun Needle" Saul Smalls, with the help of an editor surviving the same illness
December 12, 2018 Baron of Bullets Releases Cryptic Statement The Editors
November 21, 2018 Lobster Spawning Brigade Accidentally Descends On Amherst Moe “Tiny” Schlemiel
November 16, 2018 Obituary: The Gulled One Has Pecked the Bucket The Editors
October 28, 2018 Words Discover How To Make Love Dernberger Spengleton
October 24, 2018 Hoards of Stolen Personal Diaries Found in Tent in Forest Clarence Mon
October 5, 2018 Man Shows Vulnerability, Successfully Apprehended Aleister Frost
October 5, 2018 Florida Parents Acquire Vending Machine to Feed Children Dernberger Spengleton
October 3, 2018 His Name Is Mr. Terrible and He Just Likes to Sneak Around Ron Gutterston
October 2, 2018 A Letter To My Brother Saul Smalls
July 30, 2018 April 29th Special Broadcast Times Staff
July 29, 2018 Chimpanzee Joe: "This is Your Second Warning" Chimpanzee Joe
July 29, 2018 Shiftier Than Ever: The Baron Receives 3.2 Billion Dollars Joe Kierlskegrienger
July 11, 2018 Baron of Bullets: I Have The Ultimate Weapon Marcus Van Door
April 19, 2018 Sightings Of Doppelgangers In The South Cro Raka
April 19, 2018 Dj Hawk Radio Passes Along Dernberger Spengleton
March 15, 2018 Strange Turn of Events Leads Writer to Symbioticism Dernberger Spengleton
March 15, 2018 Community Classifieds The Editors
March 3, 2018 THE DEATH OF SURREALITY: PART TWO OF THREE Joe Kierlskegrienger
February 24, 2018 P.S.A. Regarding Meteor Impacts Jonothan Woodruff
February 24, 2018 A Depraved Scene Among Our Youth Chef Xenu Zorelli
February 8, 2018 Eyrie Eyrie House Hotel Is Recieving Guests Again Cro Raka
January 17, 2018 A Love Supreme J.D.
November 11, 2017 Music Review: PC Music, vol 1 By Various Artists Paul Kleiner
October 27, 2017 My Search For Enlightenment in these Forsaken Times Reverend Garland Hobbes
September 22, 2017 Couple Does a Marriage Cryptic Mark
August 4, 2017 The Eclipse and A Call To Action Reverend Garland Hobbes
August 4, 2017 Call to action for the second coming Reverend Garland Hobbes
May 19, 2017 A Quick Rewind Zulu Z. Zulu
April 25, 2017 LOW-TEMP VOLCANO ERUPTS Earnest
April 10, 2017 Large Idea Rotisserie Halts, The Unlegged Rise, The Sun Continues to Shine Alfred Humbleton
March 2, 2017 Tsunami Hits Western Mass Professor Burgowittz
February 2, 2017 The Man in the Nest Doctor Goldstein
February 1, 2017 NERB SPEAKS Common Observer
February 1, 2017 AN UPDATE ON SOUTH WORCESTER Clarence Mon
February 1, 2017 Slam your head against the wall William Howard
February 1, 2017 Letter to the editor Emanuel Gumft
January 31, 2017 A peculiar occurence Dernberger Spengleton