The Times now sadly reports the poisoning of five UMass Amherst students with the chemical H-33. On Sunday, the students were exposed to the chemical H-33 via a small puddle spread over a table in Herter Hall. The source of the chemical is unknown, but Surreal Times investigative reporter Joe Kierlskegrienger is on its... [Continued]...

Steve Hackwood,

The new Big Movie produced film <i>The Spot</i> has entered its third week at #1 at the box office, making it the official Movie of the Summer and earning nearly $300 million against a mere $50 budget. This not only makes <i>The Spot</i> one of the highest grossing movies of 2018, but also the most profitable in histor... [Continued]...

Here we are. The roosters have been put down and the controversy has quelled. Yet I can’t help but imagine the reverberations of our failure being heard for decades. Where to start? I, Mini-P Petrinksi, will here outline the entire affair, start to finish, for all those interested. And you should be be interested. ... [Continued]...