Presidential Orgy Designed To Find Future Moon King
As we expand our society across multiple planets, solar systems, and galaxies, how “on earth” will we govern ourselves?
The United Nations believes it would be impractical for one government to lead multiple planets, simply due to the latency in communication over distances of light minutes and light years. The UN also believes that no living human is capable of benevolently and effectively running an entire planet. So, it has resorted to an unusual method of finding a new leader to respresent future planetary civilizations.
Their plan is to take the world's best: presidents, Prime Ministers, nobel loriettes -- and send them to a month-long erotic island retreat in the Caribean islands.
There will be aphrodesiac-infused drinks, romantic music, tantric yoga workshops, and more. Minimal clothing and plenty to stimulate yearnings and cravings.
The hope is that, during this month, world's leaders will find love in each other, and nine months later, bring to life offspring capable of leading new worlds, offspring with the combined best qualities of the best leaders the world has to offer. The Moon Baby retreat will continue yearly until competent leaders for every planet in the galaxy have been produced and delivered.
The first annual Moon Baby retreat will take place this summer in Tulum, Mexico, at a secret location.
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