Alfred Humbleton Repairing the Spectacular Isomorphism from Within The Realm of Ideas

The Bihexical Search from then on out discontinued, the reason being: the sudden dysfunction of my spectacular isomorphism. The point: No longer would maze solutions correspond to turn sequences translatable into solutions to the world's problems. Going forward, The Surreal Times could no longer justify devoting funding to producing new mazes.

But today I had a dream of Alfred Humbleton, who exists only in the Realm of Ideas now. He spoke to me in the dream and told me he was in the process of re-enabling the spectacular isomorphism, but that my meddling with experimental mazes was causing him trouble like the trouble flushing the toilet causes a person in the hot shower.

There will be no new mazes for now. But hopefully, good Alfred will help us soon.

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