Ever want to taste a 10 day old gummy bear? What about a ten-year-old cinnamon roll? We have the stuff for you. Come to T’s Time Travel Treats and we can get you a treat of any age you want. Our types of treats are fairly limited, but we can take any treat and make it whatever age you want. Bring us a brand new hershey’s bar, and in 5 minutes we can make it taste like it’s been under a couch for a week. Bring us an apple, we can turn it rotten. The same goes in reverse: we can make old treats new! Whatever does it for you!

Or Maybe your looking to quench a more personal thirst. Maybe it’s been years since your beloved GrandPappy passed on to the ashes and the worms. And you still sit in “Ol’ Betsy”, his favorite recliner, missing the scent of his sweaty pockets, with those sweet Clouds of Red’s Knight Cigars, and the bits of moss he would pick up on his way home, whispering to em "Your a special little fungi, too special to be left alone on the ground, I don’t think either of us will be going there." We can special order you a fruit roll up that tastes just like it was napping in your own Grandpappy's pocket, blanketed under his bum. It'll send your taste buds back in time and right back onto his lap, and make you think your tax returns were one of his lullabies.

Come visit one of our locations near you!

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