| Date Published |
Title |
Author(s) |
| December 12, 2021 |
Sound Worm Havoc On Halloween | Dernberger Spengleton |
| December 12, 2021 |
Local Business Tries Out Causal Fridays | Johnathan Delsignore |
| April 9, 2021 |
A Message From An Ant Stuck In An Ant Farm | Ant |
| April 9, 2021 |
Opinion: Free The Oil, Help It To Freedom | Dernberger Spengleton |
| March 12, 2021 |
The Octopus Saga: How I Ate A Live Octopus And Formed A Bond With It | Paul Kruger |
| March 12, 2021 |
Buddha Beans: Hemp Infused Coffee | Advertisement |
| February 20, 2021 |
Ricky Amadour: Artist, Designer, Musician - THE NEWEST CANDIDATE IN OUR BRAIN EATER PROGRAM | Zed Murky |
| February 9, 2021 |
New Business In Town: Kid Swap | Paul Kruger |
| February 9, 2021 |
Costco Burns To The Ground, Destroying Thousands Of Free Samples | Mike Hanson |
| February 9, 2021 |
Free Respawn Service Offered Downtown | Tommy Potentuary |
| February 8, 2021 |
Dentist Starves After Robot Teeth Steal Food | Tom Johnson |
| December 13, 2020 |
Juggle Fighting Championship Spurs Controversy | Dernberger Spengleton |
| December 13, 2020 |
LA City Government Rumored To Be Buying Tiktok | Paul Kruger |
| December 13, 2020 |
Etymological Erotica: Meat Your Maker | Madame Madman |
| October 28, 2020 |
Monkey Phrases Come To Life | Adam Stein |
| October 28, 2020 |
A Tender Moment | Engelbert Humperdinck |
| August 16, 2020 |
WHERE DID PAST MATT HIDE MY CIGARETTES? | Future Matt |
| May 7, 2020 |
Time Travel Candy for Curious Tongues | Margaretta Fleese |
| March 1, 2020 |
Slug Delivery Not Controversial | Tommy Potentuary |
| March 1, 2020 |
“Pimp My Brain” Will Blow Your Mind | Tommy Potentuary |
| February 29, 2020 |
Horror Film Critics Putting Masked Maniacs Out Of Work | Hockey Face |
| January 25, 2020 |
Account: Misinterpretation Of Signs | Bresson Frank |
| December 6, 2019 |
Inanimate Empathist Breaking And Entering | Tom Johnson |
| November 2, 2019 |
A Missive To The Editors Of The Surreal Times | Alan Partridge |
| October 22, 2019 |
International Arms Deal At The Snake's Nest | Shock Johnson |
| June 17, 2019 |
Alien Farmers Market in my Backyard | Charlie Tomquat |
| June 17, 2019 |
Designer Birth Control on The Rise | Tommy Potentuary |
| June 17, 2019 |
Correspondence on Foreign Dreams | Alan Partridge |
| June 16, 2019 |
Eyeball Juice Stand A Success | Tommy Potentuary |
| May 21, 2019 |
Ant Coordinator Resigns Post | Clarence Mon |
| April 20, 2019 |
Eddie: The Octopus Stings | Luap Killner |
| January 22, 2019 |
Bill "Nerb" Elsasser to Sue Town For Killing Flowers | Common Observer |
| December 16, 2018 |
"Force-field" Surrounds Isenberg Campus | The Purple Hermit |
| December 12, 2018 |
Former Arms Dealer Assassinated | Roberto Piccolo |
| December 10, 2018 |
Landscaping Companies On Call For Hair Anywhere Spray Emergencies | Tom Johnson |
| November 30, 2018 |
Profile: The 'Overseer' Speaks Out On Isenberg Incident | The Purple Hermit |
| October 31, 2018 |
Micro-economists Combine Energy to Form Single Macro-economist | The Purple Hermit |
| October 3, 2018 |
His Name Is Mr. Terrible and He Just Likes to Sneak Around | Ron Gutterston |
| September 29, 2018 |
Who Exposed the Surreal Five to H-33? | Joe Kierlskegrienger |
| August 16, 2018 |
The Feathered Travesty: One Naturalist's Thoughts On An Unnatural Matter | Peter “Mini-P” Petrinksi |
| July 30, 2018 |
April 29th Special Broadcast | Times Staff |
| July 21, 2018 |
Escaped Roosters Wreak Havoc Downtown | Tom Johnson |
| May 30, 2018 |
Sandwich Store Snips Ribbon | Tommy Potentuary |
| May 30, 2018 |
Notorious Chief Of Agnatroptes Witnessed Serving Sun | Dernberger Spengleton |
| May 30, 2018 |
Newspaper Spawns Subsidiary Adventure Capital Firm | The Editors |
| February 14, 2018 |
THE DEATH OF SURREALITY: PART ONE OF THREE | Joe Kierlskegrienger |
| January 16, 2018 |
MONSTROSITY APPROACHING | Clarence Mon |
| November 28, 2017 |
Has The Truth Behind The Surreal Engine Been Revealed? | Anonymous |
| November 11, 2017 |
University Holds Degree Buyback Program | Wes Sizemore |
| February 2, 2017 |
The Man in the Nest | Doctor Goldstein |
| February 1, 2017 |
Botany can really Ruffle Feathers | Armädeius Galouei |
| January 31, 2017 |
A peculiar occurence | Dernberger Spengleton |
| January 31, 2017 |
ADVERTISEMENT FOR THE RECRUITMENT OF NEW WRITERS | The Editors |