Introducing the Portable Surreal Engine

The fine folks at the Rise Together scientific corporation have done it again. “We’re almost ready for widespread production,” says head scientist Linda Peterson. The organization is on the hunt for surreal objects to power these portable surreal engines. Once this shortage is solved, you can expect to be able to purchase one within a matter of weeks. “We think,” Dr. Peterson says, “That we are very close to finding hi- [sic], I mean, a source to power these engines very soon.”

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