Letter to The Editors & All of Their Jumfruitful Friends
Rudimentary lives of rudimentary guys. If you ask me, the world has gone entirely bland.
Could someone, please, shivel my gumbalia or taste my bubbly, or something, like the good old days? What has happened to chivalry? What about erotically harnessed rage? Temporary orgasmic blindness?
This is an S.O.S. If I am not glorped, quinoa-jammed, or numb fumble rumbled in front of feverous eyes, in the next ten days, then I cannot imagine lasting the bihex.
Help me however you can (;
<3<3<3 —> call 413-341-0525
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