The Amherst Acupuncture Association (AAA) hosted its first annual Acupuncture Social during April of last year. It was a tremendous success. Founder and treasurer of the AAA, Darla Springfield, announced, shortly after the event, that it had been such a success, and that the resulting connectedness between people and their higher collective would have reverberating effects months in advance.

Miss Darla's right hand woman (her Siamese twin, the shorter of the two) commented that, "It perhaps might have been such a success, that cosmic coordination may be permanently tuned."

This would mean, as she explained, that no more acupuncture socials would be necessary, although they had already been planned for. Of course, the taller sister, Darla, interjected, elucidating that cosmic coordination requires continuous maintenance -- much like a romantic relationship -- involving downtime, relaxation, adventure, and experimentation --- playfulness, competition, and collaboration --- and above all: intimacy, tested trust, and intense focality, as well as independence.

Well, April is here and so is the second annual acupuncture social. This year's event will incorporate much of the same as last year's did. It will involve various peer-to-peer acupuncture activities that will serve to tune the hands of higher consciousness to each other, to engage the different aspects of the collective in a multitude of ways, and to pursue a greater sense of societal coordination.

I hope you will consider attending at 8pm on April 14th, in UMass Amherst's Fine Arts Center. RSVP by emailing accsocial@surrealtimes.net.

It may not be easy, especially for those out of tune, but it will be good. And, if you are disinclined, then for you this is most necessary. Because, what does an octopus do with an inharmonious tentacle? It devours it.

See you there!

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