Juggling Machine Brings Infinite Storage to the Common Man

Professor Burgowittz,
Times Correspondent

Kippa kob kumpi’ip kob. Kobba anoin vrum tum tum.
Translation for unkubs: Welcome to announcement context.

Kipsa joink indur maroov.
Translation for unkubs: Welcome to discovery land.

Kipsa do:wn hubi’ib.
Translation for unkubs: I join you in the space of your head.

:: Behold:
Grand invention invented. You have finite space. It is possible now to have infinity possessions, in finite space.

::
Functionality, supreme.

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Functionality occurs via tremendous juggling process in which countless possessions are kept upended in the sky for time 99.99999% approximate. :In instant -> Only one possession in machine clamp, many in sky. Throughout 1,000 moments, -> all possessions pass through machine clamp. :You/upon_desire -> access any possession via sapien hands from machine clamp.

::
Sale-ready. Buy from store with sapien $$$.

FINAL RESOLUTION: ->>> :….:|P KOP KOB LuoauTOPE. Done.

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