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Collected Works
| February 20, 2018 | Juggling Machine Brings Infinite Storage to the Common Man |
| December 23, 2017 | Wisdom From Archeology Worm |
| September 25, 2017 | Squanderers of the Molecule of Life! |
| July 27, 2017 | U.S. Scientists Edit Embryo DNA |
| March 2, 2017 | Tsunami Hits Western Mass |
| February 2, 2017 | Board of selectmen vote down dinosaur proposal |
| February 1, 2017 | OPEN QUESTIONS REGARDING THE DYNAMICS OF BALLOONS |
| January 31, 2017 | IMPORTANT ARCHEOLOGICAL DISCOVERY |