Hot Dog Pranks Legal But Not Okay
UMass PD has received multiple complaints about a hot dog prank occurring on UMass campus. One such complaint was the following:
“I remember a man running up to me, grabbing my sweater, and whispering ‘sorry’. A few moments later, I realized he had put a hotdog in my sweater pocket? Support welcome and appreciated.”
The prank is not illegal. However, it is still not ok. We recommend not doing it, and we recommend contacting Seguln’s Sovereign Court of Right and Wrong if you catch someone doing it.
That’s all for today. Things have been regular as ever lately. Best wishes, everyone.
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