So there’s a big mechanical and electronic carnival in town, right, and it’s flippinnn crazzzzy. They have a big man with huge muscles who will rip your arms off your arm holders. They have a lady with a gangly beard that she’ll dip in your cereal milk if you ask to do it. She’ll let you slurp the sugary goodness from her facial hair too, if you ask nicely. They also have a Ferris wheel so big and fast that it can speed up and throw you up into outer space but possibly back to the ground, depending on how whether you’re polite or not.

Basically, it was the best weekend ever, saturated with tasty future-processed snacks and a shiny sun, which feels real as can be, despite being artificial. This is yet another case of technology proving itself to be an improvement over nature. I hope we can continue to convince nature heads that they are scare-dee-cats. That way, we can make the future more fun like this weekend was.

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