Aldus Presents: Unperiodic Reminder

Aldus Humbleton,
Cousin of Alfred

TODAY THE REMINDER IS TO BREATH WITH YOUR LUNGS AND NOT WITH EARS OR FOOT. OXYGEN IN YOUR CHEST MAKES HAPPINESS. OXYGEN IN FOOT DOES NOT HELP AND INSTEAD ROTS YOUR TOES FOR MORE INFORMATION, SEARCH ON GOOGLE (DOT) COM “ANATOMY OF HUMAN RESPIRATORY SYSTEM”. 1,200,334 ARTICLES WILL HELP YOU TRANSCEND.

IN LIFE THERE IS LOTS TO REMEMBER. TOO MANY THINGS TO CONSIDER AT ONCE, BUT THAT’S OK IF YOU CAN READ BECAUSE ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS REMEMBER ONE THING: READ MY COLUMN - IT WILL TELL YOU ALL YOU NEED TO REMEMBER, ONE AT A TIME.

STAY TUNED TO NEXT BIHEX FOR YOUR NEXT REMINDER.

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