Arkansas Howler Arrested After Altercation With Neighbors
The Times regrets to report that The Arkansas Howler has again come into contact with law enforcement (the Howler is famous for his repeated attempts at the world record for loudest human utterance). Witnesses say that a disagreement over volume between the Howler and a neighbor became heated. The neighbor appears to have mocked punching the Howler to illustrate his anger. The Howler then used his training to shout directly in the neighbor's face, injuring his ears. When the onlookers heard the howl, one called the police. Reportedly, the Howler has reconciled with the neighbor in question, and the charges are likely to be dropped. The last few months have not been kind to the Howler. He left Arkansas after having his access to his children cut off by a court. After giving up howling, the Howler was taken in by Amherst P.D and underwent a brief stay in McLean Hospital. Despite the good wishes of both his rival the Saskatchewan Screamer and the readers of The Surreal Times, it appears the Howler is still having trouble. The Surreal Times will document this history as it unfolds.
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