Basketball Game Turns Into Cooking Game Show
The relinquishing sun cast pink and orange across the sky and the lake. It was primetime at the Memorial Beach Basketball court.
Noah Hollis won the tip-off.
He said, “DRIBBLE DRIBBLE DRIBBLE,” aloud, as he charged towards the basket. He also dribbled from his mouth.
Bystanders asked, “Why [was] he salivating so much in this unusual environment?”
All of a sudden, some SHIT FROM THE SKY hit him IN THE EYE. Noah fell to his knees. He asked for napkins.
People wondered what happened. They didn't believe Noah when he told them. That was, until they got hit as well.
Once the game had halted due to understandable reasons, the falling projectiles changed in nature. They became eggs! Full chicken eggs, splattering onto the hot pavement!
Players and bystanders alike gaped at the sky until one egg fell into the dropped jaw of an especially-shocked player.
Over a very high-quality speaker, a voice said: "CHEFS, YOU HAVE 45 MINUTES TO CREATE A TOP-TIER DISH WITH THE FOLLOWING INGREDIENTS."
1. Egg
2. Poo
3. Sweat
4. Sand
5. Mystery
6. Yam
A crowd assembled and the race began. Players brought their all to the table. Mothers beamed seeing their children cook the food of their ancestors.
Unfortunately, it was clear that none of the players had the talent or the ingredients necessary to feed anything but birds or rodents.
After a disgusting cookoff, bystanders realized that it was, in fact, the birds and rodents who had collaborated (amazingly) to organize this scrumptious cookoff.
"The winner is..." said a loud orchestral yet squeaky voice, "us!"
Creatures scurried down from over the hilltop by the thousands. As contestants and spectators retreated to their cars, famished rodents and birds devoured the many egg-based concoctions abandoned on the hot blacktop.
The Department of Health and Safety later quarantined the park and everyone was vaccinated. It is still unsafe to enter. Stay tuned for the next competition scheduled in the same place next week.
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