MUNICH, Germany — They were unprepared on so many levels. She was pregnant, it was unplanned, and most puzzling of all, she was a robot. No one knew how it happened. The robot wouldn’t tell us, no matter how much we begged it. All we knew was that she was the only one who knew.

Han’s suggested we plug in one night while she’s charging, see what we can find. After investigation, we came to the conclusion that the risk was too great. Even if the baby wasn’t fully human, this kind of thing had never happened, and we decided it would be best to force the birth and exterminate the robot. As we began, we saw the pure fear in her eyes. The screen located on her chest showed a diagram of a piston… It was the father’s piston. The baby was born to the sound of his own conception.

When the robot mother opened her eyes, she could not believe what she saw. The entire city of Munich under a cloud of ionizing radiation, people screaming for their mothers, fathers, brothers, sisters.

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