Demon Unveils Foundation Line
[[Artist's depiction of these events by Marina Parella]]
Fashion-Icon and Hell-Demon Bezelbeverly J’ia has revealed her first official line of cosmetics, a series of foundations.
“I want to show the mortals that sophistication and consistency are not mutually exclusive with affordability,” said the Demon in a press conference.
When asked about how long she is staying in this mortal plane, the Hamptons based Demon was noncommittal but indicated she would launch several more products before returning to Hell.
“I really could see doing two or three more lines before I go,” she said, “I actually find that the Hamptons are pretty similar to the ol’ fire and brimstone. Not bad at all.”
In a surprise move, Bezelbeverly announced that 100% percent of her profits will go to the economic development charity We Go Up. We Go Up promotes economic growth in impoverished areas of the world, including Afghanistan and Somalia. The charity received flak recently for its connection with the now defunct Rise Together Corporation, which created the Surreal Crisis. While We Go Up has been exonerated of any wrongdoing, the choice is an odd one. Still, a demon donating to charity is praiseworthy. The Times wishes Bezelbevererly the best in her pursuit.
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