Felines Divorce
A divorce ceremony was conducted last weekend for two felines whose kittens had fled the nest and who no longer had reason to remain together. It went exactly as planned.
The head caterer asked the the master of ceremonies whether he had a taste for absurdity, at which point he slapped the caterer accross the face.
The now-divorced felines are heading toward Chicago and Champaign, respectively.
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