Over the past weekend, reports of letters containing a poem reworking the fairy tale classic “Humpty Dumpty”, have been sent to many local law firms (including, with full disclosure, such news organizations as The Surreal Times ourselves). We throw our hat in the ring to help you, following those law firms’ announcements to take on your case pro bono, and to make it clear that, if you are out there Humpty, we at the times will do all in our power to help make you whole again.

All the king's horses and All the King's Men they tried to put the puzzle of Humpty together again, but you see Humpty had a crack in his smile.
He sat upon that wall and then he fell for a while and as he fell, he winked to the sky but you see that sky is nothing but a lie.
But all the king's horses and All the King's Men told dear Humpty that he could fly.
And so poor Humpty fell off that wall, and so poor Humpty had himself that great fall and landed in a hole beside his dear wall.
And those sky lit lies and his smile so wide only buried him deeper, as deep as a mile.
And so poor Humpty went silent for a year sharing his secrets to worms, but my dear, you can bet his egg head He will soon rear…

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