I Speak From Jail: Deluxe Papa is a Menace

George S. Halfly,
Times Correspondent

Yes, I destroyed a blimp. Yes, thirteen people died. But I cannot abide this un-civic influence on Amherst, this creeping degeneracy on our nation, this insidious plot to destroy the productive, industrious fabric of our society.

I speak, of course, of the Deluxe Papa Mutual Hallucination Vape Pods. They must be stopped.

One universe is enough for any responsible, self-respecting citizen. Enjoy the air you breathe. Enjoy the food you eat, the people you talk to. For surely, if you can continue to use Deluxe Papa Mutual Hallucination Vape Pods, you will find all of these boons inadequate. You will become mindless, longing for an artificial shared world, a mutual hallucination that cannot truly be touched. Do not be fooled, and more importantly, do not fool yourself. Stay strong. Stay real.

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