Jim Morrison Support Group Meeting Cancelled

The Jim Morrison support group will be canceled this week, due to the Brian Wilson support group changing their schedule. Initially, the Jim Morrison group met on Wednesdays, but had to change due to a scheduling conflict with the Brian Wilson support group and the Bob Dylan support group. The head of the Bob Dylan support group got the flu. That group was canceled for the week, and the Brian Wilson group took over Mondays because it worked better for most of the members. The Brian Wilson group had to move to Wednesday this week, however, because the Kate Bush meetings needed to use the facilities while their own facilities were being fumigated. There has been some confusion this week, as some Jim Morrisons showed up to Brian Wilson meetings by mistake and were given misinformation about the time and place of the Jim Morrison meetings. Some members have also shown up to the Kate Bush meeting by mistake. Also, a few Brian Wilsons have shown up to the Jim Morrrison meeting and the Bob Dylan meeting.

We apologize for the confusion. Let it be known that THIS MEETING IS CANCELED AND WILL BE FOR UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.

Also, we are canceling the Tom Waits support group. Forever. It was not a good idea.

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