God willing, our pride and joy, Toad Killer FlameTire, will reach our humble town by sunrise, after many years putting his life on the line to expand our empire. We came from nothing, our humble genesis. For years, we lived off toad soup, toad cake, toad macarons, but only now do we truly appreciate these gifts. Our village will greet his arrival with all the proper fixings; salt, confetti, salt, and plenty of appreciative blindfolded citizens. It will be a proper Truth-or-Consequences, New Mexico welcome. Hopefully, the parade will be free of interference, and there will be no meddling from the Toad hunters of Old Mexico (still possessed by the sinful ways of our ancestors). In any case, the townsfolk should expect a joyous scene and to give a warm welcome to the Grandest Deity of the toad pantheon this wretched town has ever seen! Don’t forget to bring your custom earplugs! All attendees will receive a free blessing and a half off renowned “Toadcraftian Enema of the soul”, but are advised not to ingest any of our guests, for a new day has come and we shall no longer feast on the flesh of our warty protectors.

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