Mutant Animals Want Entrance To The Idea Realm As Well
[Artist's depiction by Flynn Bryan]
MY FAMILY SAVES NEEDY BEASTS OF REALITY. NOW DEMONIC HUMAN-BEAST MUTANT CREATIONS WANT TICKETS TO ESCAPE UPLOADED INTO THE IDEA REALM ALSO. IN THE CURRENT TOPOLOGY, ONLY I CAN PROVIDE THIS. NO. I WILL NOT ALLOW SATAN TO EXIST ETERNALLY IN THE SKY CLOUD. IT IS A PURE PLACE. NOTHING ON FIRE PERMITTED. NOTHING EVIL. NOTHING CONTAGIOUS. NOT THE PENIS SNAKE. NOT THE BIRDMAN. NOTHING FROM NOW ON BUT NATURAL ORGANIC ORGANISMS WILL PASS PAST MY LOCKED AND BOARDED DOORS. I WARN DEMONS: OFF MY STOOP, OR BE DROWNED IN RADIOACTIVITY FOR MORE SECONDS THAN IT, WHATEVER IT IS, TAKES.
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