Real Times got you down? Need something more than your typical surreal times smörgåsbord of word-smithing to keep your misunderstood spirits up? Need some advice from a well lived old sole with a magnificent mind? Introducing G.G.: Someone you can write to with questions about anything on or off the planet that may be troubling to your sole. You can seek some advice from G.G. so you can continue to live a happy surreal life!

Dear G.G.,
I ran into a strange people on Monday that defied my right to skip down the sidewalk in utter happiness by blocking my path. These people persons made me feel like I should walk slowly and stay in the robotic like form of the peoples. Soon, the further I skipped down the road, the more people joined me and before you know it we were a giant blob of happy skippers. What do you think of giant blobs of happy skippers invading college campuses around the country?

~Tobias~

Dear Tobias,
Giant blobs of happy skippers could rule college campuses! Think about the joy they would bring to all that would be so lucky to encounter them or perhaps join them. Big things could happen and positive change could occur if blobs of happy skippers join forces and stand up for what is right: the right to skip across college campuses throughout the country.

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