The Nazca ruins are massive lines in the middle of the Peruvian desert, and are generally believed to have been created by the ancient Peruvian Nazca culture between 500 BC and 500 AD. The massive lines-- of which the biggest extends for 1,200 ft— form intricate symbols and animals including condors, monkeys, and a spider. There are 300 geometric figures and 70 animals and plants. The lines are unmovable.

Archaeologist Dr. Maria Reiche— after years of research— believes that the lines served as an astronomical calendar. The so-called realists, however, argue that the lines are clearly extraterrestrial communication based on a figure that resembles an astronaut, an alien waving, or a an owl-headed man.

New evidence could prove all existing theories on Nazca wrong. It suggests the lines were formed by a traveling olive salesman. The olive salesman, one Patrik Suav, has publicly admitted to walking through the ruins, scattering dead olive seeds every night for the past 25 years.

Skeptics say: “Ah, but how is it possible to consistently walk through miles upon miles scattering seeds for years and years? Well… “it is a family thing!” said Suav. He learned it from his father and has been practicing with his sixteen brothers, “until the unfortunate demise of pop.” And he has taught his sons (of which there are as many as there are uncles). Meanwhile, the uncles have not lagged behind.

This, undoubtedly, has been a breath of fresh air for leading scientists in the field, “Finally friends,” confessed Dr. Green, “the testimony we've all been waiting for.”

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