Notice To The Public
Our city has not been the same since 2007, when the hit movie Ratatouille premiered and every Jerry and Jane on the block clamored for their own personal rodent chef. While this began as a tremendous source of income for the community, it has now become our worst tragedy. Now, juvenile rats are being sold from their families and extorted for their labor. We urge you, the reader, to inform your loved ones about this issue and we cannot stress enough that, while rat cuisine is to be indulged by all, we must enforce greater child labor restrictions.
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