On The Bihexical Search
I am terribly sad to say that, without explanation, my life’s work has ceased to work... and I cannot fathom why.
The Bihexical Search is from here on out discontinued indefinitely, the reason being: the sudden dysfunction of my spectacular isomorphism. The point: No longer do maze solutions correspond to turn sequences translatable into solutions to the world's problems. Maze solutions are merely maze solutions now.
Going forward: Until a new isomorphism is discovered, The Surreal Times cannot justify devoting funding to producing new mazes. And, unfortunately, there is no guarantee that a new isomorphism will or can be found, or that it exists.
I am sorry.
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