Piece of Surreal Engine Found Near Fault Line, Becomes Prize
A piece of the decomprexalator from the Surreal Engine has been found at the San Andrea’s fault, according to sources familiar with the matter.
Its recovery was only possible due to the help of a potato farmer, Rexson Grambel, who was milling about his empty fields when he felt waves of surreality emanating from a crevice.
As Grambel approached the crevice, his bowels gave way and his mouth went dry, a sure sign of surreality. Grabbing his anti-heat gloves from his truck, he knelt down and picked up the decomprexalator. He threw it in the back of his pickup truck and drove to the nearest Quick-Stop for a purple-slurp.
Coincidentally, Xenu Zorelli, was walking out as Grambel entered the store. Zorelli, whose bowels gave way and mouth went dry, knew immediately that surreality was near. Zorelli’s head snapped right and stared directly at the decomprexalator nestled in the back of Grambel’s truck.
Recognizing the piece for what it truly is, he saw the anti-heat gloves next to it and slipped them on. He glanced into the store to Grambel pouring his purple-slurp into a 32 ounce mug. There is enough time he thought. With gloves on, he picked up the decomprexalator and opened the door to his Ford Pinto. He threw it into the passenger’s seat.
Zorelli stood waiting outside for Grambel. Grambel, unware of Zorelli’s chicanery, didn’t even notice and hopped into the driver’s seat of his truck. Zorelli knocked on the driver seat window.
“Hey, what’s your name my good fellow?”
“Rexson Grambel,” he replied.
“Thank you. So, I see you had piece of my company’s machine in the back of your truck. How’d you find it?” asked Zorelli.
“I was milling about my fields.” Grambel said.
“Well, thank you for finding it. It has been taken into proper custody now.”
Zorelli turned away from Grambel and hurriedly jumped into his Pinto and drove away. He drove directly to The Surreal Times’s headquarters to report the news.
Upon seeing the decomprexalator, The Surreal Times staff decided that it shall be the prize of the surreal story contest.
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