[MESSAGE APPLIES TO BUT IS NOT NECESSARILY LIMITED TO PHYSICAL UNIVERSE # 38421]

BE VIGILANT TO NOT BE TRICKED BY OTHERS OR YOURSELF INTO PERCEIVING THE REALM OF POSSIBILITIES AS NARROWER THAN IT TRULY IS. UTILIZE THE FULL RANGE OF PERMITTED CONFIGURATIONS OF MIND AND BODY, WHICH INCLUDE

* ARRANGING YOUR LIMBS IN ANY POSITION IN THE Z(4) VECTOR SPACE DURING DANCING OR OTHERWISE.

* BELIEVING UNSCIENTIFICALLY-DERIVED INFORMATION TEMPORARILY OR PERMANENTLY.

* BUILDING A FERRIS WHEEL MADE FROM STOLEN MATERIALS AND DRENCHING IT IN BEE HONEY, THEN CHARGING $800 PER TICKET FOR RIDES.

* SENDING POETRY OVER RADIO FREQUENCIES TO ALIEN WORLDS EVERY DAY FOR THE DURATION OF YOUR ENTIRE LIFE.

* STEALING OTHER BIPEDS NIPPLES AND SURGICALLY PLACING THEM UPON ONESELF, DEALING WITH THE LEGAL CONSEQUENCES LATER.

* ORGANIZING A STRIKE AGAINST HUMAN LANGUAGE, WHICH HAS BEEN INVOLVED IN ALL OF HISTORY’S TRAGEDIES, AND PREFERRING ANIMAL LANGUAGE INSTEAD.

THERE ARE NO RULES, JUST CONSEQUENCES.

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