Researchers Discover Cure For Excessive Sanity
This reporter tries it out firsthand...
The new medicine - Anti-Risperadull - has been shooting up the most-prescribed charts. The American Psychological Association is expected to give it “Double Platinum,” status. The Surreal Times has received a batch, and this reporter is writing this story after taking a full dose. The medicine is expected to address the woes of modern sanity - that it is to say, excessive uncreativity, morbid satisfaction, unnecessary orderliness, chronic prudence and unwanted responsibility, to name a few. Anti-Risperadull ought to inject that snake of ruliness back to where it belongs. A psychiatrist - who preferred to remain anonymous - said that excessive reality and excessive sanity are a top modern problem. I am quite inclined to agree! The effects of this medication are most - The psychiatrist further said that this new medication ought to be a lifesaver for those with mortgages, commutes, and ungrateful bra- children. The return to innocence - I mean reality - I mean - perhaps we all suffer from too much sanity? The world is impending downwards on top of us, I mean literally bearing down, my god it’s so big open the ****ing door it’s right there it
The Surreal Times staff has decided to publish this piece as it was written, as a public document to the effect of this new drug. Please experiment responsibly.
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