Sex With Brain Parasites Goes Mainstream
When the sexy brain parasites first got trendy, the world wasn’t ready. It was too early and the hype didn’t last long.
As of Fall 2019, people seem to have grown more open-minded. They are trying new, sometimes scandalous things, without fear of social isolation or health repercussions, and now placing more value on diversity in friendships and experiences. But most importantly, people are horny.
At the new monthly “SBPxxxTrade” event in Knights of Columbus events hall, horny people of all kinds gather to swap, buy & sell, and test run each other’s personal brain parasites.
A number of private petri-dish rooms are available for use, in which people can watch 4K videos of sexy bacteria colonies while real living parasites crawl into and wiggle around their brain tubes. It doesn’t take long for a wave of neuronal micro-orgasms to render a first-timer exhausted and ready for a nap.
In future sessions, once one builds stamina for this new form of sexual pleasure, one can explore the subtleties of different parasite strains and the strange ways in which they make your neurons themselves cum. You can even combine internal brain sex with real sex, if you’re lucky enough to find an open-minded partner. (Doing it that way is a real doozy!)
Personally, I enjoy experimenting with unique strains from far away places, grown in people’s bathtubs and coffee bowls. However, wholesale corporate venders are also in attendance to sell the most tried and true strains, for those who want to be as safe as possible.
These events typically last 2-3 hours and consist of a variety of people from all walks of life. There are also several vendors selling relevant artwork, clothing, and literature.
Come on down for the next one!
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