Shiftier Than Ever: The Baron Receives 3.2 Billion Dollars

Hot on the heels of the Baron announcing the creation of the “Spear of Love,” I have uncovered a massive transfer of wealth into his accounts. The tip came from a source of mine, a veteran member of the financial elite who will no doubt benefit monetarily from this disclosure. I have verified the information independently.

The Baron maintains five separate financial accounts, each with varying degrees of secrecy. The most secret account is held in the Swiss bank Masterson and Masterson, run by two brothers. Transfers of sub 100 million dollar sums into this account are nearly undetectable, but the Baron had the gall to move 3.2 billion.

Two things stick out about this.

One, there was no commensurate decrease in any of his four other accounts. This was not a transfer: someone was paying the Baron.

Two, the Baron must have known that this transfer would draw attention. Why do it so blatantly? Why not do it in smaller increments? Perhaps the source of this income was impatient.

Does this have anything to do with the Spear of Love? Time will tell. We will document this history as it unfolds.

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