Take The Vow Of Loudness

Friends, colleagues, countrymen: take the Vow Of Loudness. You have heard before of the Vow of Silence, a diabolical creation. What can be done of silence? Treachery, plotting, and scheming!

It is very hard for duplicity to thrive in a Society of the Loud. Indecency lives behind doors and in whispers. Enlouden them! Enlouden them all!

What is the Vow of Loudness? Well, it is very simple. THE VOW OF LOUDNESS MEANS THAT YOU SHOUT ALL THE TIME. WHEN YOU SPEAK, YOU MUST SHOUT AS LOUDLY AS YOU CAN.

THE VOW OF LOUDNESS WILL MAKE YOUR NEFARIOUS DEEDS IMPOSSIBLE. BY BEING FORCED TO SHOUT, YOU WILL HAVE DIFFICULTY CONCEALING ANYTHING AT ALL! YOU WILL BECOME OPEN AND HONEST IF YOU WERE NOT ALREADY.

ENTER THE SOCIETY OF THE LOUD! RENOUNCE VOLUME CONTROL! SHOUT ALWAYS!

SINCERELY,

HEAD SHOUTER NORMAN E. CONSTANZA

SECOND SHOUTER VANESSA M. ELIZABETH

AND THE ENTIRE SOCIETY OF THE LOUD

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