The Baron Of Bullets Spotted At Antonio’s
It appears the infamous Marcus Van Door visited Amherst last week, likely to observe the Collision Festival. Marcus Van Door, AKA the Baron of Bullets, is an international arms dealer who has recently flipped his focus to humanitarianism. The Surreal Times reported recently that the Baron completed his search for the Fountain of Youth. “Yes,” said the Baron, “We found the Fountain. We’re testing the effects of its waters presently. Who knows what it does? Myths are just that, myths. The Fountain could be lethal to humans.”
But the Baron may not be telling the whole truth. With him was controversial bio-weapons developer Jane Grimsy. Grimsy would not talk on the record, but Marcus insisted she was helping him with the Fountain. Those interested in the Baron can search “Fountain,” on the Times website follow his quest. The Times will document this history as it unfolds.
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